This is a small sample of the hilarity you'll find at the above link:
'Tolstoy commented on Turgenev's comment: Schopenhauer joined.
Turgenev sent Tolstoy a personal message: A confidential warning -- Facebook is a catastrophic time-suck for Slavophile and Westernizer alike. Continue and you will never write a really big one. By the way -- LOVED The Cossacks. Best thing in the Russian language, EVER!
Tolstoy is reading Turgenev's collected work.
Tolstoy thinks Turgenev's writing is putrid and indulgent.
Tolstoy has posted an event: Duel with Turgenev.
Turgenev is attending the event: Duel with Turgenev.
Tolstoy has canceled the event: Duel with Turgenev.
Tolstoy is bored and depressed and embarrassed about the whole duel thing.
Tolstoy is 34 years old!'